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17 Apr 14 at 1 am

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

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c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this
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16 Apr 14 at 6 pm

shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e

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shslriotgrrrl:

methhomework:

don’t ever let a man tell you the condom is too small

m o i s t u r i z e m e
 492071
16 Apr 14 at 6 pm

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

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alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry
 175952
16 Apr 14 at 6 pm

productiveslacker:

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

(via princessofthefaggots)

 233117
16 Apr 14 at 6 pm

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u

(via starsintheirpies)


me on my way to deliver a kiss to u
 352
11 Apr 14 at 2 pm

herochan:

Carnage 2.0

Created by John Gallagher 

(via limbo-city-blues)

herochan:

Carnage 2.0
Created by John Gallagher